Seems that author Cassidy Hunter has just nominated me for the Lesa’s Bald Faced Liar, sorry make that the
Creative Writer” Blogger Award. And now, well just bear with me a minute while I figure it all out…
First off, I now must exact this same torture upon seven other writers. But, and here is where I get really creative, I don’t think I can tick off that many people in one day, so I am choosing only four! LMAO
So, the seven no four lucky authors who will no longer be friends with me after today are…
- 1. Emma Hillman http://emmahillmanbooks.blogspot.com
- 2. Jenna Alexander http://coffeefuelederotica.blogspot.com/
- 3. BK
- 4. Arlene Webb http://arlenewebb.blogspot.com/
- 5. I am not putting a name here.
- 6. And, I am not putting a name here either.
- 7. You got it, no name going here either!
Second, I post seven statements: one truth and six lies, or six lies and one truth. Apparently, which version they are is your job, poor blog reader, to figure out. And I tell you what, all who get them right will win something. I would tell you what, but you would just call me a liar anyway! So, you will just have to take your changes. If you are right, we shall haggle out the details of the prize. I promise, there will be one! Like maybe the book of your choice.
So are the following statements one truth and six lies, or six lies and one truth? That is all you can say though, no comments to give away the truth of the matter, my friends and family! Oh, and my parents, brother and husband are not allowed near this thing - no commenting guys!
- 1. When I was in grade school my ankle was fractured when a drunk man stepped on it.
- 2. When I was in high school, the bleachers I was on closed up and my leg was broken.
- 3. When I was thirty-seven years old, three tendons pulled away from my ankle bone when I stepped on a trampoline.
- 4. I am a paranormal, erotic romance writer.
- 5. My brother made the Floam, Hercules Hooks, Snuggie, Perfect Brownie Pan and Urine Gone commercials.
- 6. One of my favorite snacks as a child used to be Heinz ketchup on American cheese slices with a side of pickles.
- 7. Now, one of my favorite snacks is shrimp dip on carrots and cauliflower with a side of Colby cheese.
Well, go ahead, comment! I dare you!
Winners will be contacted Sunday, but only if you include an email with your comment. I mean this contest is hard enough right?Hugs,
Kiki
Wow, your poor legs, foot, and what the hell kinda snack is ketchup and cheese and bread and pickles? I'm saying there's truth to all these statements except the third. You're only 37? snicker.
ReplyDeleteI meant to say, you can't be over 37.
ReplyDeleteYou're such a rebel, Stevie! Haha:)
ReplyDeleteLet's see. There is one lie there, and I do believe it is....wait for it, wait for it....
That bit about the brother and commercials ;)
I think that there is one fib in there but I am not sure which one. the shrimp thing thats the fib
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