"A Candle Loses Nothing By Lighting Another Candle" - Father James Keller

Tuesday, December 13, 2011


Hi everyone, my name is John Garrett and I own and operate a website called Hypertransitory.com.

Normally I do comics, art and web stuff, so only a few people know that I have another, higher calling -teaching people how to defend themselves from annoying, frustrating stupid clowns!

Stupid clowns aren't the same as regular clowns. Real clowns work hard to entertain us, but stupid clowns are the ones going out of their way to make your work day just a little more frustrating and awful. You know the ones.

They're the type that have to make things difficult ALL the time. Yeesh! Can't stand 'em. That's why I decided to collect all the ancient lessons I've learned together into one awesome e-book I call "How to Deal with Stupid Clowns who don't know what the Hell they're talking about!"

I know there are some of you reading this right now thinking "This guy has completely lost it!" That's ok. I'm used to it.

That's why I brought evidence. Below is an excerpt from the book, it's a saved session from a Facebook wall posting that clearly demonstrates how insidious these stupid clowns really are. Read on:

Wow! So you can see just how crazy these guys are. Someone has to stand against this tide of ignorance, and I can't do it alone. So I decided it was only right for me to use my comic drawing ability and writing skill to put together a handy guide that will help people avoid or defend against the ever-present annoyances of stupid clowns...for a small fee, of course.

So with that I'll wrap it up here. By now we all know what's at stake so no more needs to be said.

Instead, you can watch! Here's the senses shattering book trailer for "How to Deal with Stupid Clowns who don't know what the Hell they're talking about!"

Get the ebook How to Deal with Stupid Clowns who don't know what the Hell they're talking about! here:

John Garrett is an artist, writer, web designer and all around capital fellow who prefers his food in sandwich form.

You can find him at his website: http://hypertransitory.com/ or the Hypertransitory Creative World Facebook Page: http://www.facebook.com/hypertransitory or on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/johngarrettX

Thanks for reading, and one of you lucky commenters can win a FREE copy of the book. Just comment to enter. Winner will be chosen by the end of the week. Good luck!


  1. Hi Kiki!!

    It's a pleasure to be here on your blog, thanks a lot for supporting me and I hope you enjoyed the book :)

  2. Clowns are freaky scary. Totally unfunny.



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